The atmosphere was taut and tense in a small conference room in the Portland Checkerdrome. Marvin J. Mavin, in the company of several uniformed police officers and an FBI agent, was staring at a tablet screen with a live video connection to his wife Priscilla's condo back in suburban Detroit. Marvin's nemesis, Charity Chastity "Cha Cha" Hopkins, had gained entry to Priscilla's condo and had captured her and tied her to a kitchen chair. Cha Cha was now brandishing a long bayonet and was holding it at Priscilla's throat.
"Say goodbye to your skanky rich wife," came Cha Cha's voice from the tablet's speaker, "I'll give you thirty seconds starting right now."
Marvin could see Priscilla quivering with fear, the edge of the knife touching her throat.
"No ... no ... wait!" Marvin said. "Can't we like figure this out?"
"SWAT's three minutes out," one of the officers whispered after muting the sound on the tablet. "Hold her off. You know how to talk to her." The officer turned the sound back on."
"Any tricks and you won't even get your thirty seconds," Cha Cha said, "and that's now down to twenty seconds."
There was a roaring in Marvin's head as he confronted a situation that went beyond his worst nightmares. But suddenly the roaring ceased and Marvin said, "Look, can you give it a couple of minutes? I got something to say."
"Ten seconds," Cha Cha replied, "unless it's really good."
"I can get you your old job back," Marvin said. "Just let me get the coach in here."
"I'll get him," one of the officers said and hurried out of the room.
"What are you talking about?" Cha Cha said. But the knife move an inch or two away from Priscilla's throat.
"The policeman just went to get Davey, our coach," Marvin said. "What if he stepped down and named you the Doublejumper coach, like you used to be, well, for a little while anyhow."
"He would do that?" There was a curious look on Cha-Cha's face. "Really? He would?"
"Davey's a sport," Marvin said. "He'll see that you won this round. He'll go along with things. Only one thing."
"What?" Cha Cha said. "No tricks, remember?" She again brought her knife close to Priscilla.
"No tricks," Marvin said. "It's just like, if you hurt Prissy, you'll go to jail and stuff and you can't coach us from jail."
"Don't call me Prissy!" Priscilla hissed. "Things are bad enough!"
"You keep quiet, Prissy," Cha Cha said. Then turning back to the video connection, she said, "I'm not going to jail. No one will catch me."
"Yeah but if you're on the run you still can't coach."
Cha Cha seemed to hesitate. "Yeah, I suppose you're right. So what's the deal exactly?"
"You let Prissy--- I mean Priscilla--- go. Davey steps down and you step in. Piece of cake. You good with it?"
"Let me hear it from Davey."
"Sure. He'll be here in a jiff."
One of the officers, out of sight of the camera, mouthed to Marvin, "One minute."
Just then Davey Anderson came into the room with the officer who had gone to find him. "What's this about, now?" he asked.
Marvin quickly explained the deal. Davey took one look at the tablet screen, gulped and turned nearly white before saying, "Uh ... yeah it's a deal. Cha Cha can take over as soon as she can get here."
Then the video screen went blank.
Several flash-bang grenades went off as the SWAT team, automatic weapons raised, charged through the condo. Two officers soon reached the kitchen. "In here! The hostage!" one of them called.
They quickly freed Priscilla, who was still blinded and deafened from the grenades.
"She's okay!" the officer in charge said into his radio. "Relay that back to Portland!" Then he said, even though Priscilla couldn't make it out, "Come on, ma'am, we'll have you checked out at the hospital." He gently guided her out of the room.
The rest of the team quickly reassembled. "The condo's clear," one of them said. "No sign of the perpetrator."
"Where could she have gone?" the team captain asked.
The officers searched the rest of the building and then around the neighborhood. There was no sign of Cha Cha, and no one had seen anything. She was gone without a proverbial trace.
It was a big story and it was in all of the newspapers.
CHECKER CHAMP OUTSMARTS NEMESIS
Marvin J. Mavin, the superstar captan of the Detroit Doublejumpers, saved the day and the life of his wife Priscilla, with his quick thinking and creativity while under intense pressure. When asked how he did it, Marvin replied, "That Cha Cha is trouble. But she thinks she's some kind of hot coach. I figured if I played to her big ego, she'd fall for it, and sure enough, she bought my story about making her head coach of the Doublejumpers. You gotta be really full of yourself to fall for that but I'm sure glad she did."
The big mystery remaining is what became of Cha Cha. She had somehow gotten out of the condo despite the presence of the SWAT team. "Can't figure it," was all the SWAT captain had to say. "We threw them grenades and that shoulda stunned her. But she got clean away. Never seen nothing like it."
When asked if he was concerned that Cha Cha was still at large, Mr. Mavin replied, "Nah." He declined to elaborate, citing a wish to take a few days' leave from the Doublejumpers to be with his wife as she recovered from her traumatic experience.
Marvin read the story in his hometown newspaper, The Detroit Divulger, and Priscilla even cut out a copy to save in a scrapbook. But the newspaper naturally had a checker column and Marvin seemed much more interested in the checker problem of the day rather than what he now considered to be old news. "Tom Wiswell--- he's good," Marvin said to himself, "now let me see ... hmm ... "
W:W10,14,23,24,25,27,30,32:B2,3,5,7,15,16,18,20
The woman had just rented a room in a hostel in an Eastern European capital, saying she'd be staying for a few months. It would take her that long to regroup and plan her next move. She smiled, although the smile was more of a grimace. The world hadn't heard the last from her. Not by a long shot.
The End --- for now!
Our story has concluded with a literal flash and a bang. We hope you enjoyed it. We also think you'll enjoy today's problem. Can you solve it in a flash or will you have to bang away at it? Try to swat it down and then fire your mouse on Read More to view the solution.
Solution
This little known Tom Wiswell problem, which he called White Dyke Dynamite was sent to us a while back by the late and much missed grandmaster problem composer Ed Atkinson.
23-19---A 16x23 10-6 2x9 25-22 18x25 27x2 20x27 30x21---B 9x18 32x14 White Wins.
A---This move and 10-6 can be played in either order. More interesting is that the computer sees 32-28 as a much longer but alternative path to a White win.
B---Again the jump order doesn't matter.